Does Self-Checkout Increase Need for Shoplifting Class?

by Mike Miller December 22, 2012
Whoever came up with the idea for self-checkout stands at the store has my utmost respect. I love those things, especially because usually I am just buying a few items. It is logical that an increase in shoplifting may be one negative benefit of these ingenious machines. That is never-more-true tha... [More]

Does The Grinch Need a Theft Class?

by Mike Miller September 21, 2012
In a setting right out of Hooville, the imaginary hamlet whose residents bore the brunt of the Grinch in Dr Seuss’s classic “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas” comes the story of a modern day thief who stole food. Freezers formerly stocked with meat are sitting empty this week at the... [More]

Wedding Ruined: Thief Needs Theft Class

by Mike Miller January 8, 2012
There are few things more nerve-racking than asking a woman to marry you for the first time. I clearly remember how excited and nervous I was when I went to purchase the ring. I carried it from city to city for months as I awaited the courage to ask my girlfriend to marry me. When the time finally ... [More]

Scrooge Needs Theft Class

by Mike Miller January 4, 2012
Not even Charles Dickens could have imagined an act so Scrooge-like. It is especially so since it happened during the joyous season celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior! A brazen thief or thieves stole as much as $25,000 in cash and checks Christmas Day from a church here, jolting a congreg... [More]

Red Kettle Thief – Get Ye to a Theft Class

by Mike Miller December 21, 2011
We all see the bell ringers out in front of the grocery store this time of year. The Salvation Army holds its annual giving drive with a bell ringer and a red kettle. Most of us at one time or another have dropped in a few coins or maybe even a bill or two. But to steal from the red kettle would be ... [More]

Pumpkin Thief Need More Than a Theft Class

by Mike Miller October 21, 2011
Man, sometimes life really makes you wonder. Is it so fun to steal something as insignificant as a pumpkin that it could be worth killing a man and going to jail for the rest of your life? Man, it makes you wonder! Here is a textbook case of why people should not steal anything. As family, friend... [More]

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