Let me begin by saying that I am not part of the upper class, nor have I ever flown on Virgin Airlines. I have seen photos spam email about how luxurious and expensive they are, but have never had the pleasure of actually experiencing a trip on Richard Branson’s epic airline.

When you think of the type of patron who can pay $3,500 to fly overseas, in real first-class luxury you think of a person of enough wealth that they need not steal the silverware and accessories. Well, you would be wrong!

No longer will Virgin Atlantic Upper Class passengers be able to season their in-flight meal from lavish silver pots. The airline announced it will be discontinuing use of the airplane-shaped salt and pepper sets as it replaces all Upper Class cutlery and dining ware sets next month.

The unique condiment containers have been in use for 12 years, and thousands have not so suspiciously disappeared. Turns out these little trinkets have been turning up on eBay, fetching bids of $31. Currently there is a set up for auction going for ($44) at press time.

But prices might be on the rise.

Another sad aspect of this is that authorities are expecting a last minute rush when fans realize that their supply is coming to an end. Prices for “liberated” examples may also increase as they do in any market when stock becomes scarce.

Recently manufactured pots bear the stamp “Pinched from Virgin Atlantic" in a failed effort to deter thieving passengers. I have to admit that effort gave me a real belly-laugh.