How can a dog need a stop theft class? If anyone ever saw the holiday classic “A Christmas Story” we all know that dogs can steal. In that classic Hollywood film a horde of the Bumpuses' (the Parkers' hillbilly neighbors) dogs, enter the house and devour the Christmas turkey that is cooling on the kitchen table.

It is amazing how humans have the capacity for forgiveness when it comes to animals. I guaranty you that if the following had happened and I was the culprit, there certainly would not have been too much humor abounding. As reported in laughingsquid.com.

In Invercargill, New Zealand a god was caught on film stealing from a local grocery store. It was not just any dog, but a three-legged beast. What was it stealing? Dog food of course!

This tripod-version of Man’s Best Friend was not stealing the cheap, dry kibble, but the fresh, expensive stuff from the refrigerated section.

Oscar, a 10-year-old German Short-haired Pointer was caught on tape, yet store owner Esmay Hay is laughing it off.

I don’t think he needs a stop theft class. To his credit, Oscar’s owners are on holiday and he just got hungry. He will reside at the local pound until they return.