What started off as a simple shoplifting experience turned into a total nightmare. The idea of stealing in the first place was a bad idea, but things went down hill with one bad decision after another for Kevin White. These are definitely candidates for a New Hampshire Theft Class.

The 24-year-old White of Nashua, New Hampshire faces multiple charges in a series of unfortunate events that began at a Kohl's department store. As reported in nashua.patch.com.

It all began with a shoplifting expedition at Kohl’s beginning about 11AM. Two people, White and his 21-year-old accomplice Alyssa Blackman, had passed through the check-out area with several jewelry items they did not pay for and had left the store.

When store security personnel approached White to question him about the stolen goods, White pulled a knife on the security officer and threatened him during the encounter, and White and Blackman then ran into the.

Big surprise here, once in custody, police determined that Blackman had given a false identity, but she refused to cooperate further with police.

During the booking process, White removed his shorts and exposed himself to the booking officer. Then, while in a cell, White tampered with a camera. As he was then being escorted to a cruiser for transport to Merrimack County Jail, he assaulted an officer by elbowing him in the chest. This story keeps getting worse.

During transport, White began to harm himself while seated in the back of the police cruiser.

What a couple of winners. Do you think drugs were involved?